Black Lagoon picture books

On the third day of school, a young boy is sent to the principal's office and thinks about all the horrifying rumors he has heard about her.

Believing rumors that credit Miss Hearse, the new school nurse, with being a monstrous-looking, frightening personage, a young boy vows to do whatever is necessary to avoid getting sick.

There's a new cafeteria lady at school. Her name is Wanda Belch. Rumour has it that she drives a garbage truck to school. Does Wanda really make a dish called "Roadkill Ravioli?" The students will soon find out!

On the first day of school, a young boy expects only the worst when he discovers that his new teacher is the "monstrous" Mrs. Green.

After relating all of the horrible things the school custodian, Fester Smudge, is known to have done, a student whose locker won't open needs Mr. Smudge's help.

A young boy finds that the wierd, scary and otherwise unpleasant things he's heard about his art teacher are untrue.

Hubie has heard there's a new kid in school. His name is Butch Pounder, and he is rumored to be a mean bully! Did Butch really beat up the football team and eat the teacher's pet at his last school? Hubie thinks he'll end up in the nurse's office, when he finally runs into Butch. But, of course, Hubie's imagination has run away from him again! All Butch wants is a new friend to show him around school, and Hubie is just who he needed!

When Mrs. Green is out sick, her students worry that their substitute teacher might be a giant monster who will hurl them into outer space.

A young boy is late to school and he dreads having to go the office to get a late slip from the school secretary.

Hubie writes a story about the dreaded new vice principal, Miss Demeanor, but what will he do when she asks to read it?