Michael Dahl

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Knock, knock. Who's there?
What do you get when you...?
As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings—and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love:

Head-scratching brain teasers

Funny knock-knock

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Kids love to tell jokes, and with The Everything Kids' Joke Book, they'll never be at a loss for a good one. They'll learn:

The world's seven best limericks

Monster jokes

Nickname games

Cowboy jokes

Light bulb jokes

Knock-knock jokes

And hundreds more And if they ever stop laughing, they can take a humor quiz to see how strong their funny bone really is! Not only does The Everything Kids' Joke Book provide

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"The perfect bedtime book for young soccer fans. From the opening kickoff to the final goal, a young girl says goodnight to her most beloved sport: soccer. With delightful, rhyming text and energetic art, acclaimed author Michael Dahl (Goodnight Baseball, Goodnight Football, Goodnight Hockey), along with illustrator Christina E. Forshay, captures the thrill and excitement of the world's most popular sport. This Sports Illustrated Kids picture book...

After playtime, Little Tiger has to pick up all his toys.

Little Lion likes to play, but he has to learn how to share.

Little Monkey feels sad, mad and angry all at once--he needs to learn how to calm down.

As mouse rushes home to dinner, he apologizes for tracking mud everywhere he goes.

Introduces a number of different animals and what they produce.

Introduces a number of different animals and the names of the groups in which they live, travel, or work.

Describes how different animals get from one place to another.